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Once Budhu was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , he noticed two banana peels and
exclaimed" ari , today there is a choice for me
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American says " In US marriage is performed through email
Budhu " In India marriage through Fe-mail
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Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be
painted in front of his clinic but our Budhu painter
painted as "Dr ChorpaPsychoThe Rapist"
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Doctor to Budhu : You and your wife have the same blood group
Budhu:: Should be the same group ' since ;last ; 25 years she drinks only my blood...
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Budhu started to work as a photographer focusing a dead body's face
in a funeral ceremony suddenly all relatives beat
him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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Budhu and his family went to a party. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
I am SARDAR,Budhu Singh and my wife SARDARNEE, Sheela Kaur , my boy kid Munna and my girl Kindney Munni
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Professor Budhu singh asked a plumber to come to
his college. U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
leaking...
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Budhu told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Budhu: So what take an umbrella and go.
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once Budhu was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
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What is the chemical formula 4 water? Budhu: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: what r u talking about?
Budhu : Yesterday u only said H to O.
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Budhu was trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why do you take these things with you?). Budhu replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun" (If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!)"
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Budhu went to a shop to buy Indian National Flag to celebrate Republic day at his home. Shopwalla gave him.
Budhu to Shopwalla : Show me some other colour
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Budhu went to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;
Why are you hiding yourself under the seat . This is only cinema dont be afraid.
Budhu replied: Sale i know this is cinema but Dinasaurs is an animal . He does not know that
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Budhu was filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED?
After much thought he writes: Yes
Budhu told his friend excitingly : Hare Makku Singh today i have cheated our Railways
Makku singh :How?
Budhu : i bought a ticket but i did not travel
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Budhu sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".
Budhu went to a Udipi Hotel and ordered for a masala dosa. When the Dosa came he threw the Dosa and eat only the masala.
Again he ordered one more . Again then he did the same thing . Server asked why is he doing like that .
Budhu replied : My doctor told me "Dont eat outside food"
Budhu cannot dial 911 on his phone - You know why there is no 11 in the dialer
Budhu constructed a house at his native place Patiala but did not cover the top , when asked he coolly said our Government will fix the ceiling
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